When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!

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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Glorious Link

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Yo dawg, I heard you like Links... - Matty Malaprop

See Saw

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"I see!" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

*Rimshot*

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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

His Hostilities Are Really Deep Sea-ted

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"It's okay. Just let your feelings bubble to the surface. You need to let go of your rage before you capsize from all your angst." - Matty Malaprop