Capital Punishment

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Capital Punishment
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It's cruel, sure, but it's still not the harshest sentence. That would be Helvetica Punishment. - Matty Malaprop

Transformers, Stay Positive!

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Transformers, Stay Positive!
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This happy robot brought to you by Craig Finn and the rest of the members of The Hold Steady. - Matty Malaprop

Canniballoons

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Canniballoons
By Vvicked (Via: tonij.net)
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Because, you know, it's hard out there for a blimp. - Matty Malaprop

They Must Be On Sale

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They Must Be On Sale
By Alexwin
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Or wait actually no they're still a dollar a can... - Matty Malaprop

It Would Surely Be a Huge Success

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It Would Surely Be a Huge Success
Via: Reddit
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OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Wait, Decline's an Option?
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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop