But He Was Born This Way! Lady Gaga Wrote a Song About Him!

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

It Would Surely Be a Huge Success

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OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop

That Compliment Was Camouflaged Too

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Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

This Shirt Needs More Cowbell

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Because obligatory Christopher Walken jokes are obligatory. - Matty Malaprop